I Don’t Go To Strip Clubs As a Ruleor 50 Stories Up and it is the Best View of Capitalism  

100 Yards and Only 2 Points or That is the Joke and I am Sticking to it.  Another journal entry in

Thank God I’m Not In Washington, DC or Smell the Exhaust From My Tailpipe    Another journal entry in an

I Worked Like a Dog and Now I Have Fleas or The Second Best I Have Ever Looked In My

Testing My Hees and Hahs or Sprouts The Poor Man’s Whole Foods. Another journal entry in an ongoing series of sometime

It’s 3 in the Morning or Either Go back to Sleep or Party   Another journal entry in an ongoing series

Sex Is One Thing or Anyone Is Capable of Anything.   Another journal entry in an ongoing series of sometime

I’m Still Eating Leftover Turkey or Doing a Deal Day.   Another journal entry in an ongoing series of sometime comedic

The Day Before Thanksgiving, Swanson’s Frozen Turkey TV Dinner or The Elusive Loving Relationship   Another journal entry in an ongoing

It is only 46 my heater is set to 82 or The excitement is about to start   Another journal

Baaaaaad News Here, Baaaaaad News There or The Sheep Philosophy. Another journal entry in an ongoing series of sometime comedic reflections of

Ooh Wee Doggies or Money is the cure Another journal entry in an ongoing series of sometime comedic reflections of life

I’d rather being living in the US than Syria or Mr. Fields takes us on a field trip  Another journal

The only word that expresses how you feel or I talk like a New Yorker because I am a New